I know it looks bad right now but let’s not get ahead of ourselves. There are still plenty of legitimate reasons to vote for Donald Trump. For instance:
- You own stock in Tic-Tac.
- You’re so rich, I mean really really so rich
- You were raised by oompa loompa’s and/or just find bronze skin comforting.
- Chuck Norris makes you do it, I mean no one questions Chuck Norris.
- You think political ideology is waaaaay more important than basic human decency.
- You are a nihilist.
- You own a cable network and need the ratings.